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Finn168719Finn: Hmm... I heard some rumors that the cave had the gate away to Hell.
5:46HiddenlichHua: This cave?
5:46User909M.Weegeepede was looking for awful OCs in deviantArt.
5:46Finn168719Finn: Yeah.
5:46Garbled Red TextNick:Hell?
Nick: Well it is to hell, the I am joining
5:47User909Ebola-Chan: Didn't we breach it, like, a million times?
5:47Finn168719Yoko: I'm not sure if we fully breached it before.
5:47HiddenlichHua: I have never seen what hell looks like before.
Hua: As long as I am not trapped there for eternity, I will join you on your quest to find it.
5:48Finn168719Finn: I heard that the demons had the same logo that a Fortan Clone named Grand Dad has
Finn: Which may be Grand Demons.
5:48Garbled Red TextNick:...
5:48User909Ebola-Chan: Well, then let's mess with them! Like, we have nothing to do, why don't we venture deep into hell just for sake of annoying demons?
5:48HiddenlichTyuman: THE PATH FOR NIRVANA HAS BEEN CROSSED OVER BY GRAND DAD'S ETERNAL REFERENCES IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
5:48Finn168719Finn: Or even kill Demons?
5:48HiddenlichTyuman explodes into shrapnel
5:48Finn168719Finn loads his shotgun
5:49User909Ebola-Chan: "Annoying" was an euphemism
5:49Hiddenlich
Tyuman had a shrapnel bomb strapped to his back
5:49Garbled Red Text
puts on his metal tie
5:49User909Ebola-Chan grabs a M60 machine gun, along with a strap full of ammo
5:49Finn168719Finn puts on his bear hood
5:49HiddenlichHua: I thought he died from the eels, but I guess this is okay.
5:49Garbled Red Text
the metal tie covers nick's body into a metallic business suit and covers his head with an eagle helmet
Nick is now a Legal Eagle
Legal Eagle: I am ready
5:50Finn168719Finn takes the BFG 9000 in case something big is happening
Finn decides to put the BFG 9000 away because it's too heavy for him to carry
5:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Is anyone ready to go?
5:51Finn168719Finn and Yoko: I'm ready.
5:51Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Because I am
5:51User909Ebola-Chan: I'm waiting
5:51HiddenlichHua activates his Z-Model Arm Canon
5:51Garbled Red Text
takes out a Ruby gem and starts flipping it like a coin
5:51HiddenlichHua: Ready or not
5:51Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: I am
5:51User909Ebola-Chan gives ebola to a nearby bird. She is always like that
5:51Garbled Red Text
puts the ruby in his pocket
5:51Hiddenlich
Hua puts on a bike helmet, covered with spikes
Hua: TO WAR!
5:52User909Ebola-Chan puts a crusader helmet along with a bullet proof vest. This girl means business!
5:52Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: LET'S GO ALREADY DAMMIT!
5:52Finn168719The Party started moving to the cave
5:53Garbled Red Text
starts flipping the ruby again
5:53User909Ebola-Chan follows the party, always ready for combat
5:53Garbled Red Text
like a coin
Legal Eagle:...
5:53Hiddenlich
The stalactites are almost touching the cave floor
5:53Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: This place certainly looks old
5:53HiddenlichHua: Indeed.
5:54Finn168719The portal to hell started opening and the Mindad's started leaving the portal
5:54User909Ebola-Chan summons a swarm of ebola-infected bats to attack the Mindads
5:54Finn168719Which the Mindad's are the lower rank of the Grand Demons
5:54Hiddenlich
The Mindads look very unusual however
5:54Finn168719Finn shoots the Mindads with the shotgun
5:54Garbled Red Text
takes out a shortsword
5:54HiddenlichThey have yellow eyes, red skin, and small horns
5:54Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: En garde, old timers!
attacks the mindads
5:55Finn168719Yoko snipes the mindads
5:55HiddenlichHua shoots his arm cannon at the Mindad horde
5:55User909Ebola-Chan starts shooting at the Mindads. The bodies start stacking
5:55Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Man, this is fun
5:55HiddenlichHua: Detecting more movement from the portal!
5:56Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: We'd better enter, before the horde reaches
5:56User909Ebola-Chan grabs some sample of the Mindads' blood for later studying. Ebola-Chan: Magna will be happy!
5:57HiddenlichHua: These aren't Mindads
Hua: Their...
5:57Finn168719Finn: Grand Imps.
5:57Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:.... Hmmm
5:57Finn168719A person who appeared to look like the Lord of the Finns appeared, stabbing multiple Mindads with the Sword of Finn, which he appears to have Golden Nour-like eyes, golden cloak, golden outfit, and had a golden aura
shoots homing bullets at the dark beings' scepters
6:03Finn168719Finn attempts to shoot the dark beings' scepter with a shotgun
6:03HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Tenujin, where are the machines we created?
6:03User909Ebola-Chan shoots against the creatures, always aiming at the scepters' gems
6:03HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I am not sir Grandmaster Tim, there is only one still here. The others have gone missing.
6:04Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What the...
6:04Finn168719Yoko snipes one of the creatures' scepters
6:04HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* What do you mean they are gone?
Hua: *Scripted* It appears they were let out?
6:04Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What are you talking about?!
6:04Finn168719Finn puts away his shotgun and pulls out the pistol
6:04HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You are unsure? This is serious! The entire temple is at stake here. Those robots haven't been fully programmed
6:05Finn168719Finn shoots the creature's scepter off
6:05HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I understand the cost Grandmaster. But you must understand that-
6:05Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:................. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZENITH IS GOING ON HERE?!
Legal Eagle: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
6:05User909Ebola-Chan starts throwing rocks
Pointy rocks
6:06HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* HELP! TIN MEN ARE ATTACKING THE LOCAL HOBO SHELTER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, YOU NEED TO-
Hua: *High pitched screaching noise*
Hua's eyes turn blue again, and he gets up
6:06Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What happened?!
6:07HiddenlichHua: Mysterious life forms came out of the portal. Didn't you fight them?
6:07Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: didWe
We did
6:07HiddenlichHua: Then what are you talking about?
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: You just started talking something just now
6:08User909Ebola-Chan skins one of the beings and grabs a skin sample and a blood sample
6:08HiddenlichHua: Hmm?
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Your eyes were red and stuff
Legal Eagle: And you were talking about someone being attacked and....
Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:08HiddenlichHua: Red? Did you hear a recording of some sort?
6:08Dudeguy WCLich PM
It'll be quick
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Yeah!
6:08HiddenlichAlright
Hua: What was it about?
6:09Garbled Red Text
takes out a recorder
plays the message
6:09HiddenlichHua: Tenujin?
Hua tries to process what he is hearing
6:11Finn168719Finn: Hmm... let's get into the portal.
6:11Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Yea
6:11User909Ebola-Chan reloads
6:11Garbled Red Text
takes off the ruby from the revolver and puts it in his pocket
Legal Eagle:....
6:12Finn168719The Sapphire Finn, and the Ruby Finn appeared, and then they enters the portal to Hell with the Golden Finn to attack Grand Finn's dimension
6:12HiddenlichHua: Going through my memory banks, I found out the location of that place.
6:12Finn168719Which Grand Finn is an evil being that was created after the creation of the Three Finns Universe
6:12Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ok
enters the portal
6:12HiddenlichHua: Syria was the location.
6:13Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:13Finn168719Finn and Yoko enters the portal
6:13User909Ebola-Chan follows the two
6:14HiddenlichHua goes into the portal
6:14Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: So this is Hell...
Legal Eagle: What a sight...
6:15User909Ebola-Chan sees a swarm of hellbats
6:15Finn168719Finn sees the Grand Knights, which appeared to be the Grand version of Hell Knights
6:16Hiddenlich
All of the other Grand creatures are either demons or slaves
6:16User909Ebola-Chan kills one of the hellbats and grabs a blood sample
6:16HiddenlichGrand Dad is one of the slaves, bound to a pit of magna
6:16Finn168719The Sapphire Finn shoots the beam of judgement at the Grand Knights
6:16Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle reloads his revolver
SwiftVisionX has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:17SwiftVisionXhey guys
6:17Garbled Red Texthi swift
6:17Finn168719Hello Swift
6:17User909hai swift
6:17SwiftVisionXim at one of the final and hardest parts of the episode
6:17Garbled Red Textok
6:18Finn168719Okey
6:18Garbled Red Textcontinue the rp?
6:18Finn168719Finn: The Grand Knights appears to be bigger than an ordinary Hell Knight.
6:18HiddenlichHua: It is just like what they say in all of the Abrahamic scriptures
6:19User909Ebola-Chan befriends the hellbats, as they appear to also contain a variation of ebola
6:19Finn168719A Grand Knight was burned to death violently by the Sapphire Finn
The Demi-gods created by Lord Finn continues to slaughter the Grand Knights
6:20User909Ebola-Chan meets the Greater Hellbat, which is some kind of variation of hellbat but bigger Greater Hellbat: Woof woof Ebola-Chan: what
6:20HiddenlichHua is petrified for an odd reason
6:20Garbled Red Text
takes out a war hammer, that looks more like a gavel
Legal Eagle: What should we attack now?
6:21HiddenlichHua: ...
6:21User909Ebola-Chan uses the Greater Hellbat as a ride
Ebola-Chan: I wonder if it can...
6:21Finn168719A Grand Dragon appears and snatches Hua
6:21User909The Greater Hellbat breathes fire
Ebola-Chan: It can...
6:22Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Let's proceed onward
6:22Finn168719A Grand Dragon starts flying towards a tall giant structure while grabbing Hua
6:23User909Ebola-Chan goes trying to rescue Hua, chasing the Grand Dragon and using the Greater Hellbat to breath fire
6:23Garbled Red Text
flies up and hits the Grand Dragon in the head
6:24Finn168719Finn and Yoko started shooting up the demons
6:24User909Ebola-Chan is able to snatch Hua using the Greater Hellbat. The dragon doesn't look happy...
6:24Finn168719The Golden Finn summons the rain of Golden bombs to destroy multiple Grand demons
6:25HiddenlichHua: Henri Marquez...
Hua's eyes turn red again
6:26Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ugh
Legal Eagle gets hit by one of the golden bombs
Legal Eagle: GAH!
6:26HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* D*MN IT LANG! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THAT IN THERE
6:26Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:...
6:26HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Just because I am an atheist, doesn't mean you have to treat me like English garbage.
6:27User909The Greater Hellbat appears to be skilled dodging the attacks of the dragon. The dragon gets really angry and performs an air kick on Ebola-Chan, making her fall into a small island of basalt, unconscious
6:27HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I WOULD RESPECT YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN SOME SORT OF DEITY, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ABRAHAMIC!
6:28Garbled Red Text
hits the dragon in the head, making a critical hit
Legal Eagle: TAKE THAT!
6:28HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Right. Anyways, I can scoop that sugar out of the gun powder for you
Hua: *Scripted* ARE YOU INSANE LAD?!?!
6:28User909Ebola-Chan starts regaining consciousness. Hua is still at the Greater Hellbat's claws, which is fighting against the dragon
6:29HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* GET AWAY FROM THAT! ONE SHOT, AND KABLOUIEY!
Hua: *Scripted* Mr. Kingston would have been more under-
6:29Finn168719Ebola-Chan sees three nearby Grand Knights
6:30User909After suffering enough damage and tired of fighting, the dragon gives up and goes away. The Greater Hellbat goes towards Ebola-Chan, dropping Hua at the floor. Luckily he survives the fall
6:30HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* SHUT ABOUT ABOUT CHARLES JACK! THAT MAN IS DELUSIONAL!
6:30User909Ebola-Chan: What the...OH SH* Ebola-Chan hides behind a basalt rock
Dudeguy WC has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:30HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You are awfully racist today. Maybe I will leave the job.
6:30Finn168719Three Grand Knights attempts to throw the beam at Ebola-Chan
6:31HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* RAH!!! *An object is thrown
An explosion is heard from the recording
6:31User909Ebola-Chan is shielded by the rock, which is destroyed
6:31Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What the.....
6:31User909The Greater Hellbat spits a fiery clouds at the Grand Knights, hurting them badly
6:31HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I don't need a worker like that around-
6:31Finn168719The Grand Knights attempted to throw a fireball at the Greater Hellbat
6:32HiddenlichThe recording ends
6:32Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle finishes off the grand knights, by hitting them in the head with the hammer
6:32HiddenlichHua regains his consciousness
6:32Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: TAKE THAT!
6:32HiddenlichHua shoots at the Grand Knights
6:33User909The hellbat is hit, although it endures the attack, as it is fire elemental The Greater Hellbat attacks the Grand Knights and hurts them even more. The Grand Knights are finally killed after being shot by Hua
Freegee has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:33HiddenlichHello Freegee
6:33FreegeeHi
6:33Garbled Red Texthi freegee
6:33User909hi freegee
6:33HiddenlichHua: I heard that recording.
6:34Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ok
6:34User909Greater Hellbat to Ebola-Chan: Woof woof!
6:34HiddenlichHua: It was about Rex Lang and Eduardo Jean Marquez.
Hua: I seen Marquez here.
6:34Finn168719Finn shoots one of the Grand Imps in the head
6:34HiddenlichHua points to the old man at the lava farm
6:35Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:... Uh.... What?
6:36User909Ebola-Chan: Ehhh...should we shoot him?
Freegee has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:36Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: I got no idea
Legal Eagle: Let's go and check
6:37Finn168719Finn and Yoko: Okay then.
6:37HiddenlichHua walks with the two
Four
Hua: I guess karma caught up to him, at last.
6:37Finn168719Finn and Yoko follows Legal Eagle
6:38HiddenlichHua: He owned me for 19 years, 1 month, 13 days, 7 hours, 41 minutes, and 57 seconds
6:38User909Ebola-Chan follows
6:39Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: So....
6:39HiddenlichHenri Marquez: *To himself* My feet burn. Just like everything else in this place.
6:39User909The Greater Hellbat follows Ebola-Chan. I think someone made friends...
6:40Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What were thsese recordings or messages you were saying, Hua?
Legal Eagle: What were they about?
6:40HiddenlichHua: The recordings were recorded from many, many years past.
6:40Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:40HiddenlichHua: The earliest dates 2 millennia.
Hua: But I do not have access to it.
The group reaches the lava farm
6:41Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:42HiddenlichThe very skinny and frail Henri Marquez is tilling the infertile ground, as a punishment for his evil actions
6:43User909The Greater Hellbat's footsteps make the ground even more infertile
6:43HiddenlichHua: But the strange part is, that 2 millennia ago, humanity did not have the capabilities of constructing robots.
Hua: Especially self-thinking robots.
6:43Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:43HiddenlichHenri Marquez: That voice...
Henri Marquez turns around, in pain
Henri Marquez: What are you, tin man?
Mememan has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:45Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:Uh....
6:45HiddenlichHua: I am Aperbot 4730, also known as Mislo
6:45Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Wait.... Aperbot?
6:45Hiddenlich
Mislo was Hua's name before his model exchange
6:45User909Ebola-Chan: In exactly what time were you created?
Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:46HiddenlichHenri Marquez: YOU ARE THAT LUDICROUS WHO LEFT THE PLANTATION TO STUDY ANATOMY!
6:47Finn168719Finn: Calm down sir.
6:47Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What are you talking about?
6:47HiddenlichHenri Marquez: IF I WAS EVEN A FOURTH AS STRONG AS WHAT I WAS, I WOULD RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
6:47Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:...
6:47HiddenlichHua: I left because I had enough of your mistreatment for humanity.
6:48User909Ebola-Chan and Greater Hellbat starts eating popcorn
6:48HiddenlichHua: You are a racist, religious fundamental sadist, who deserves to be crushed and liquified.
6:48Garbled Red Text
sits on the side, watching
Legal Eagle: *sigh*
6:48Finn168719Finn grabs the small rock
6:49HiddenlichHenri Marquez: I pretty much at now! Look at the ground! It's either lava rock, or silt!
Hua: Correction: Magma rock.
6:49User909Ebola-Chan teaches the Greater Hellbat how to transmit Ebola
6:49HiddenlichHenri Marquez: How did you get all of the way down in ?
6:49Finn168719Finn toss the rock at Henri
6:50HiddenlichHenri Marquez: Tin men can't
6:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: We got here using a portal
6:50HiddenlichHenri Marquez: Whatever that is.
6:50Finn168719Finn: Yep, we get there in the cave through the portal.
6:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: o..k..
6:51HiddenlichHua: Goodbye Marquez. I hope never hear a word from you again.
Hua: Because I am leaving this scourge.
6:51Finn168719Finn: Hold on, why do you hate religious people?
6:51HiddenlichHenri Marquez: THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF !
He hates non-religious people
6:51Finn168719oh
6:52HiddenlichHua heads to the portal
6:52Finn168719Finn: Those aren't Tin men, they are robots.
6:53HiddenlichThe moment he touches it, he rusts, and breaks apart into scrap metal
6:53Garbled Red Text
a somehow still living grand knight hits Legal Eagle in the head with a sword, killing him
6:53HiddenlichHis hard drive is the only thing intact
6:53Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun and shoots the grand knight in the face
6:54HiddenlichHenri Marquez: HA HA! I SEEN THAT! Like I said, THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF HERE!
Henri Marquez: ONCE YOUR IN, YOU STAY IN!
6:54Garbled Red Text
the Ruby inside the Legal Eagle's pocket starts glowing and floating in the air
6:54User909Ebola-Chan: Mmmmmm...is that true Mr.Greater Hellbat?
6:54Finn168719The Golden Finn approaches Henri
SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:54User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
Ebola-Chan: That's horrible! There is really no way out?
6:54Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle's body vanishes, and the ruby starts to form a body
6:54User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
6:55Finn168719The Golden Finn: I'm just a demi-god sent to hell to attack the ruler of hell.
6:55User909Ebola-Chan: Oh...and how are we even going to find the keeper of this place?
6:55Hiddenlich
A final recording plays*
6:55User909Greater Hellbat: Woof...
6:55Garbled Red Text
the body finally forms, revealling it's a person, wearing an Enclave armor and a T-51 helmet
6:55User909Ebola-Chan: How rude!
6:55Garbled Red Text???: Uh....
6:55HiddenlichRecorder: Project Blackwell, test 61.
A button sound is heard*
6:56Garbled Red Text???: What?
6:56HiddenlichRecorder: Hu...man?
Recorder: You wouldn't know if I wasn't one.
6:56Garbled Red Text???: Can anyone tell me what's going on here?
6:57HiddenlichRecorder: How did I get here? This place looks nothing like the desert of-
Recorder: You were recovered by Aperture Research Team Zeta.
6:57User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
Ebola-Chan: Sure it looks...
6:57Garbled Red Text???: Aperture?
???: Oh god.
6:58HiddenlichRecorder: They discovered buried in a stone structure underneath the sand.
You buried
Recorder: That was a house, I think.
6:58User909Greater Hellbat: Woof...Woof?
6:58Garbled Red Text???: House.....
6:58User909Ebola-Chan: Probably...they may reveal that later, i gues
6:59Garbled Red Text???: I.... I think I know that house
6:59HiddenlichRecorder: Your AI is a non-human construct.
6:59User909
guess
6:59HiddenlichRecorder: What is that?
Recorder: AI stands for Artificial Intelligence.
Recorder: Oh.
Recorder: Your model was heavily weathered after however many years underneath the sand
Recorder: Then how am I still here?
Recorder: Your AI was transferred into an Aperbot.
7:00Garbled Red Text???: Aperbot?
7:00User909Greater Hellbat: Woof... Ebola-Chan: We have plenty of room, so it's ok.
7:01Garbled Red Text???: I..... I think... I think I know them
7:01HiddenlichRecorder: You now have more maneuverability than any other android in this entire research facility.
Recorder: Before I forget to ask, who are you? *Static*
7:02Garbled Red Text???:.....
???: All of this.... sounds familiar
7:02Finn168719Finn: What about the giant structure?
7:02Garbled Red Text???: The facility?
7:02Finn168719Finn points at the giant structure
7:02Garbled Red Text???: That?
???: I have ABSOLTELY no idea
7:02Finn168719Finn: We should invade it.
7:03HiddenlichRecorder: I am scientist Otis J. Oswald of the Blackwell Search and Reconstruction Project.
7:03Garbled Red Text???: Oswald....
???: I....
7:03Hiddenlich
The recording ends
7:04Garbled Red Text???: All of this.... sounds familiar
???: The aperbots, Otis, the facility
???: Ugh.... I can;t remember
???: I feel like I know all of them, but I cannot remember anything
7:06Hiddenlich
The portal fluctuates
7:06Garbled Red Text???: What the...
7:06User909Ebola-Chan: I don't... Greater Hellbat: Woof.
7:06HiddenlichIt is slowly closing
At the speed of a snail
7:06Garbled Red Text???: Why don't we run to the other side
???: Even though it's slowly closing
7:07Finn168719The Grand Behemoth approaches outside the structure
7:07HiddenlichRecorder: IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE!
7:08Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: What's gone Otis?
Recorder: The d*mn alien AI Kane. It's gone, out of our reach.
7:08Garbled Red Text???: Otis......
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: Which one?
7:08Garbled Red Text???: GAH!
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: The Aperbot!
Recorder: Oh good, at least it wasn't-
Recorder: THIS IS SERIOUS KANE! WE ARE RISKING ALL THAT WE HAVE WORKED FOR, ALL THAT THIS PROJECT HAS GIVEN APERTURE, AND HUMANITY!
Recorder: If anything happens to that AI... we will have to start all over, from square one.
7:09Garbled Red Text???:....
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: We have other AI Otis-
7:10Garbled Red Text???: How do I stop this recording?
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: This AI is more alien than the others. You know that!
7:10Finn168719The Grand Behemoth started attacking the three Demi-gods
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: I didn't know that actually.
7:11Finn168719The Golden Finn shoots a golden pulse at the Grand Behemoth, while Sapphire and Ruby Finns shoots a blast at the Behemoth
7:11HiddenlichRecorder: I thought Construct Omicron was the most alien, and the most dangerous to our research.
7:11Garbled Red Text???: Can anyone stop this recording?
???: It's.... It's driving me crazy!
7:12HiddenlichRecorder: About Omicron. It's coding was all over the Aperbot's network hub.
Recorder: So he let him off?
7:12Finn168719Finn shoots the Recorder
7:12Garbled Red Text???: NOT LIKE THAT!
???: I JUST NEEDED A PAUSE!
7:12Hiddenlich
The hard drive breaks into a million pieces
7:12Finn168719Finn: Oops, sorry about that.
7:12Garbled Red Text
??? collects the pieces
???: Ugh... Let's go to the portal
???: I will fix it when I go back to my... home
7:13HiddenlichThe portal is a third of the size as it was before
7:13Garbled Red Text
enters the portal
7:13Finn168719Finn and Yoko enters the portal
7:13HiddenlichHe enters a red room, along with Finn and Yoko
7:14Garbled Red Text???: Oh... I forgot to introduce myself
???: At least, what I know of myself
???: My name, that Is
???: The name's Ace
Ace: What about you two?
7:15User909Ebola-Chan follows
7:15Garbled Red TextAce: And are you?
7:16Finn168719Finn: Finn.
7:16Hiddenlich
A crystal prism is mysteriously in Ebola-Chan's pocket
7:16Garbled Red Text
And who are you?
7:16Finn168719Yoko: Yoko.
7:16User909Ebola-Chan: Huh...neat
7:16Garbled Red TextAce: Huh...
Ace: What does it do?
7:17Hiddenlich
They reappear in the cave where they started in
7:18Garbled Red TextAce: What's this cave?
Ace: And what are all these dead bodies?
7:18HiddenlichTyuman: THE PATH FOR NIRVANA HAS BEEN CROSSED OVER BY GRAND DAD'S ETERNAL REFERENCES IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
7:18Garbled Red TextAce: Oh
7:18HiddenlichTyuman explodes into shrapnel
Hua: Didn't he die-
Hua sees the group
7:19Garbled Red TextAce: I don't know
7:19HiddenlichHua: Aren't you-
7:19Garbled Red TextAce: Who?
7:19HiddenlichHua looks behind him, and the group is behind him too
Time paradoz
Paradox
7:20Garbled Red TextAce: What the...
7:20Finn168719Finn: Paradoxes...
7:20Hiddenlich
Finn sees his past self
Ebola-Chan sees her past self
7:21Garbled Red Text
Ace sees his past self
7:21Finn168719Yoko sees her past self
7:21Garbled Red TextAce: I.... why don't I have this power armor?
7:21User909Ebola-Chan: Neat
7:21HiddenlichHua: I don
7:21Garbled Red TextAce:....
7:21User909Ebola-Chan: Heh...back when i was the lord of pestilence and death...
7:21HiddenlichHua: What's going on here?
7:21Garbled Red TextAce: I don't know
7:21HiddenlichHua: Did you come...
Hua: My processor can't even process what I am seeing.
7:22Garbled Red TextAce: I think I can remember soemthing
Ace: Seeing my... possibly past self
7:23HiddenlichThe portal to hell releases Mindads
Hua: GET TO OUR SIDE! DEMONS ARE BEHIND YOU!
7:24Finn168719The party from the future runs to Hua's side
7:24Garbled Red Text
Ace is looking at his past self
Ace: Guh....
7:24Hiddenlich
The Mindads are able to shutdown Hua with a pulse grenade
7:40Finn168719Lord of the Finns: I had to either fight the Regisaurus of Karro, or the so called god that was rumored to be powerful than Pureegee called Ultra Awakening Object.
7:41HiddenlichHinderlich gets up, with a bloody nose
7:41Garbled Red Text
Ace is talking with his past self
7:41HiddenlichHinderlich: I never want to do that again...
7:42Finn168719Lord of the Finns: I shall kill the Ultra Awakening Object.
7:42Hiddenlich
There are no more enemies
7:42Finn168719The Lord of the Finns leave to attack the Ultra Awakening Object
7:44Finn168719Finn168719, after leaving to attack the Ultra Awakening Object calls 909 about the risky mission to kill the Ultra Awakening Object
7:44Hiddenlich
Another Lich comes out of the portal
It's wearing a skull mask, and has animal skin clothing
7:45User909909 is too depressed to care
7:45Finn168719Which The Lord of the Finns is known as Finn168719
7:45Hiddenlich????: Kalaka shaw nomasa conquoro!
Why are you depressed?
7:45Finn168719Finn168719: Alright then.
SwiftVisionX has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
7:45SwiftVisionXaccidently closed tab
7:45Finn168719Finn168719 approaches the Ultra Awakening Object
7:45User909He is always like that
7:45Dudeguy WCThis guy somehow makes Epic Universe
7:45User909For some reason
Like
It's a fictional character based on me
7:46Mememanaccidently close tab more like plays csgo
7:46User909k
7:46HiddenlichHinderlich: Oh no! Not another time paradox.
7:46Mememanok
7:46SwiftVisionXi played csgo an hour ago
7:46Mememanand after that u went inactive for an hour
7:47Finn168719While the Lord of the Finns is based on me, which he became a god after getting killed by a Shrek Barbarian while trying to save EgoGee's pet Chat
7:47HiddenlichI am surprised Counter Strike: Global Offensive didn't make a reference in Epic Universe
Garbled Red Text has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
7:47SwiftVisionXit was going to but i thought it was a bad idea
7:48Hiddenlich????: Humano nomo decressa! *Points at Ace and Finn*
Copyright?
7:48Finn168719Finn: Huh?
7:49Hiddenlich????: Romanova coso tar!
Garbled Red Text has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
7:49HiddenlichHinderlich: He is speaking in the ancient language of the Lich peoples who came to Earth millennia ago
Welcome back
7:50Garbled Red Textback
7:50Mememananyways swift im not able to work on the thumbnail art because im overloaded with work
7:50Garbled Red TextAce: Why is that thing pointing at us?
7:50Hiddenlich????: Ako covo deprava!
7:50Garbled Red TextAce: What?
7:50Finn168719Finn: That's what i was asking.
7:50SwiftVisionXgah
7:50Finn168719Finn: Can you translate it for me?
7:50SwiftVisionXill try and figure it out later
7:50Garbled Red TextAce: Nope
7:50HiddenlichHinderlich: He somehow recognizes you two.
7:51Garbled Red TextAce: Well... I don't really know who I am
7:51HiddenlichHinderlich: But that's impossible, he came rom the past.
7:51Garbled Red TextAce: So I can't say I know him
7:51Hiddenlich
From
????: Humano covoa de hamura chan!
7:51Garbled Red TextAce: What?
Past Ace: Wait...
7:52HiddenlichHinderlich: Humans look... related to brothers?
7:52Garbled Red Text
Ace's past self takes out a translating device
Ace's past: This should translate his words
7:52Hiddenlich????: Encasa hata shokurani ta!
7:53Garbled Red TextAce's past self: Or not...
Ace's past self: It doesn't seem to work
7:53HiddenlichHinderlich: I have no clue what he is saying at this point
7:53Finn168719Finn: I had no clue either.
7:54Garbled Red TextAce's past self: I don't think that he knows we cant understand him
7:55Finn168719The Lord of the Finn was seen deflecting the Ultra Awakening Object's attack with the cloak
7:55Garbled Red TextAce: Listen, dude, we can't understand you, ok?
7:55HiddenlichHinderlich motions to ???? to take off his mask
Freegee has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
7:55Finn168719Finn: We can't understand you at all.
Mememan has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
7:55Hiddenlich???? takes off his mask, but is very confused
7:56Garbled Red TextAce:... Uh..
7:56HiddenlichHinderlich: That face.
Hinderlich:
7:56Garbled Red TextAce: What?
7:56HiddenlichHinderlich: It looks similar to someone I know
7:56Finn168719Finn: Huh?
7:57Garbled Red TextAce: Any name?
7:57HiddenlichHinderlich takes out a face comparison scanner
7:57Garbled Red TextAce: Any results?
7:58HiddenlichHinderlich types in the name of someone, finds the person's picture, and then snaps a photo of ????
7:58Garbled Red TextAce:....
Ace: Got results yet>
7:58HiddenlichThe flash temporarily blinds ????
7:58Finn168719Finn: Let's see the results...
7:58HiddenlichHinderlich: Not who I thought it was, but I know this person as well
7:59Garbled Red TextAce: Tell me
7:59HiddenlichHinderlich: It's Cyber Lich.
7:59Garbled Red TextAce: Oh
7:59HiddenlichHinderlich: Well, Cyber Lich's ancient ancestor
7:59Garbled Red TextAce: Who did you think he was?
7:59Finn168719Finn sees the Lord of the Finns choking the Ultra Awakening Object
7:59HiddenlichHinderlich: I thought he might have been Ko, an ancestor of the Lich King
Hinderlich: On the maternal side of his family
8:00Garbled Red TextAce:.... oh
8:00Hiddenlich
Another person comes out of the portal
8:01Garbled Red TextAce: I hope, that at least HE knows our language
8:01Finn168719Finn: I hope so.
8:01Hiddenlich : How's it going guys? I just got off my shift at McDonald's!
8:01Garbled Red TextAce:...
Ace's past self: Bob?
8:01Finn168719The Lord of the Finns started stabbing the Ultra Awakening Object's face
Finn: Bob?
8:02Hiddenlich : Wait a minute... who are you all?
8:02Garbled Red TextAce: I am Ace
8:02Finn168719Finn: I'm Finn Mertens...
8:02Hiddenlich : Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks!
8:02Garbled Red TextAce's past self: I am his past self
Ace: Well, that's what I think is my real name
8:03Finn168719Yoko: I'm Yoko Littner.
8:03Hiddenlich : I know you Yoko.
: How did I get here?
Hinderlich: A portal
8:03Garbled Red TextAce's past self: Ace, we need to talk
8:03Finn168719Finn: Yeah a portal.
8:03Garbled Red TextAce: Ok...
Ace and his past self move away from the group
8:03Hiddenlich : NOT THESE HORSE SH*T MAGIC TRICKS AGAINST!
Hinderlich: Against?
: I HATE MAGIC! IT KILLED MY DEAR AUNT SALLY!
8:04Finn168719Finn: Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally?
8:04Hiddenlich : Right on!
8:05Finn168719Finn starts writing the PENDAS
8:05Hiddenlich high fives Finn
8:05Finn168719PEMDAS*
Finn high fives back
8:05Hiddenlich????: Novus ordo seclorum.
8:06Garbled Red Text
Ace and his past self return to the others
8:06HiddenlichHinderlich: That's not ancient Lich talk...
????: ...
????: Tempo para me manifestarei...
???? rips off his plastic face mask
8:08Garbled Red TextAce:...
8:08Hiddenlich????: THAT'S RIGHT! I AM BACK!
8:08Garbled Red TextAce: Who are you?
8:08Hiddenlich????: ROTTING IN THAT HOLE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SENT ME TO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!
8:08Finn168719Finn: Who the heck are you?
8:08HiddenlichHinderlich: ?
????: Oh yes, I forgot about that...
8:09Finn168719The Ultra Awakening Object was thrown at ????
8:09Hiddenlich????: I am Inferno Lich.
8:09Garbled Red TextAce: Another lich
8:09Hiddenlich???? dodges it
8:09Finn168719Finn: Yea.
8:09Garbled Red TextAce's past self: I used to know a lich
8:09HiddenlichInferno Lich: The Lone Lich, Kane Kingston
8:09Finn168719The Ultra Awakening Object was flown into the cave wall
8:10Garbled Red TextAce's past self: Lone Lich to be exact
8:10HiddenlichInferno Lich: You and his son defeated me
Inferno Lich: Along with your many siblings
8:10Garbled Red TextAce's past self: Do you even know who I am?
8:10Finn168719The Ultra Awakening Object flies towards the Lord of the Finns, attempting to kill him
8:10HiddenlichInferno: Copy X?
Hinderlich:
8:10Garbled Red TextAce's past self: No
Ace's past self: My dad is sealed off in the old testchambers right now, alongside my sister
8:11Finn168719Finn and Yoko: ...
8:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: His son?
8:11Garbled Red TextAce's past self: And I don't know why my future self still keeps calling herself Ace
8:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: He had a son?
8:11Garbled Red TextAce: No
Ace: I am his daughter, Alia
Ace's past self
8:12HiddenlichHInderlich: For god sake Inferno, get the **** out of here.
Hinderlich: How did you even come through the portal.
Inferno Lich: I was given a simple choice.
8:13Finn168719The Lord of the Finns kicks the Ultra Awakening Object to the wall
8:13Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: Why are you even here?
8:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: I could take the blue pill, and go back to my former home, or take the red pill, and be brought to where the blood of Copy X is.
8:13Garbled Red TextAlia: You mean, where he is sealed off?
8:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: I chose the red pill.
Inferno Lich: And was brought here.
Inferno Lich: I should have listened to that man's riddles more closely
8:14Garbled Red TextAlia: Well if you actually went to Aperture , you'd be killed by AEGIS or by Copy X's insanity
8:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: True.
: I WANT VIOLENCE, NOT TALK!
throws a burger at Inferno Lich
Inferno Lich: ...
Hinderlich: Finn, could you get rid of this nuisance?
Meaning
8:16Finn168719Finn: Huh?
The Lord of the Finns: Looks like i had to fight two of the foes.
8:16Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: I still don't understand how come I wear this broken power armor
8:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: Power armor?
8:17Garbled Red TextAlia: You died at some point and got resurrected, through that ruby dad installed on your back, in case he kills you again.
8:17Finn168719The Lord of the Finns: But i will only fight the Ultra Awakening Object, because he was rumored to be powerful than Pureegee, but the rumor is infact false!
8:17Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: This looks like an Enclave power armor with a T-51 power armor helmet placed instead of the original one
8:17HiddenlichHinderlich: I need to close this portal before-
Future Z-Demon is seen inside the portal
8:18Finn168719The Lord of the Finns shoots three Pulse Beams at the Ultra Awakening Object, killing it.
The Lord of the Finns throws the Ultra Awakening Object into the portal
8:18HiddenlichFuture Z-Demon: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR YOU STEALING MY-
The Ultra Awakening Object seals the portal shut
Hua finally turns back on
Hua: Wha-what happened?
8:19Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: You were
Alia: On the ground
8:19HiddenlichHua: What was going-
8:19User909gtg
8:19Finn168719Finn: The Lord of the Finns stabbed the weird object multiple times and throws it to the portal.
8:20HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You had a purpose Omicron. To protect, not release.
User909 has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
8:21Garbled Red TextAlia: The guy on the recording sounds familiar
8:21Finn168719The Lord of the Finns takes the sword from the Ultra Awakening Object's corpse
8:21HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* HA! And you also had a purpose. To conduct scientific research, not investigate the fibers of the Network.
8:21Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: I also can't understand it
8:22Finn168719Lord Finn tears the Ultra Awakening Object's wings off and absorbs it into his cape
8:22HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I only looked at the network because your were leaving coding on the hubs of the AI who were mysteriously disappearing.
You
8:22Finn168719The Lord of the Finns absorbs the Ultra Awakening Object's sword into his own sword
8:22Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: AI?
Alia's past self: I think I know this
8:23HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* There was more. You had ambition to do something in life, Lich. For your fallen race, and for humanity, the one you hide behind the skin of.
Hua: *Scripted* You have been born into the body of one, but that doesn't make you fully human.
8:23Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: Lich?
8:23HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You are still Lich.
8:24Finn168719Finn: Still Lich......
8:24HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You went against your own code
Hua: *Scripted* How would you know-
Hua: *Scripted* HA! I know more about you than you do.
8:24Garbled Red TextAlia: Hmm. I don't know, but one of the people is... a half- human half- lich?
8:24HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I can virtually read your thoughts. Your mind betrays you.
8:25Finn168719Finn scratches his hair
8:25HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* If you could read my thoughts, you could clearly tell I broke the code for a-
8:25Garbled Red TextAlia:...
8:26HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Here's my code. All is legal, until one betrays his own self, and follows his or her own ambition.
Hua: *Scripted* You had enough of the Lich King's demand for human research, so you ditched him. Your own father.
Hua: *Scripted* The Angry Lich followed you, because he saw you as a model of truth.
8:27Finn168719Finn: The conversation is making me bored.
8:27Garbled Red TextAlia: Is that...No....
8:27HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* IT'S ALL BOGUS!
8:27Garbled Red TextAlia: Why does his voice sound familiar
8:27Finn168719Finn sleeps on the floor bored
8:27HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* YOU ARE ONE OF THE HERETICS! ONE OF THE MANY PEOPLE YOUR KIND WANTED TO DESTROY!
8:27Finn168719Finn wakes up because of yelling
8:27HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Shu-
Hua: *Scripted* YOU. ARE. PART. OF. THE. THORN!
8:28Garbled Red TextAlia:....
8:28HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* T-H-O-R-N. THORN!
8:28Finn168719Finn: ...
8:28Garbled Red TextAlia: I am gonna need some answers
8:28Finn168719Finn sleeps on the floor again
8:29HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You always spoke against them, yet you were one of them. A mask of deceit...
The recording ends
Hua: ...
8:29Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: Sounds like Jakyll... or... I .... don't know
8:29HiddenlichHua: This Kane figure.
Hua: He worked with Otis.
Hua: Otis J. Oswald.
8:29Garbled Red TextAlia: Otis?
Alia: Wasn't this guy turned into a skeleton?
8:30Finn168719Finn: Who is that Otis guy?
8:30Garbled Red TextAlia: Otis J.Oswald
8:30HiddenlichHua: I don't know. I left Aperture long before his death./
8:30Garbled Red TextAlia: A scientist we worked with when he was in aperture
with him
8:31HiddenlichHinderlich: Kane is the Lone Lich's human name.
8:31Garbled Red TextAlia: Oh
8:31HiddenlichHinderlich: It sounds like it was also his cover name so his father couldn't track him.
8:31Finn168719Finn scratches his chin
8:32HiddenlichHinderlich: I don't know much about your works at Aperture, but they sound dark.
8:32Garbled Red TextAlia: Oh
Alia: Well, the portal gun testing was normal, but the rest.... was kinda dark
8:32HiddenlichHinderlich: Lone Lich does have a lot of explaining to do.
Inferno Lich: LA LA LA LA LONE LICH LA LA LA!
Inferno Lich: This is about Aperture, not Lone Lich.
8:33Finn168719Finn: ....
8:33HiddenlichInferno Lich: So why don't you shut your mouth, Hinder man. Before I fill it with fire./
8:33Garbled Red TextAlia: And I also need to know why is dad insane
Alia's past self: Me too
8:33Finn168719Finn: I wonder why is he insane?
8:34Garbled Red TextAlia: I don't know
8:34HiddenlichInferno Lich: You know, since a lot of these secrets were surrounded in the Aperture facility, why don't we just go there?
8:34Garbled Red TextAlia:Sure
8:34HiddenlichHinderlich: Um...
Hinderlich: First
8:34Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: Sure
8:35HiddenlichHinderlich: I need to get a tissue. My nose has been bleeding this entire time, and I feel woozy.
8:35Finn168719Finn: Are you sure, i should call Fidel Castro, Catstroke!
Finn: Wait, wrong discussion.
8:35Garbled Red TextAlia: I can just use the teleporter
8:35HiddenlichHinderlich: You have a teleporter?
8:35Garbled Red TextAlia: Yeah
8:36HiddenlichHinderlich: Let's go then!
8:36Garbled Red Text
takes out a portable teleporter device
8:36Finn168719Finn: *thinking* Catstroke could be a perfect name for a childish super villain, which it could also insult the Cuban Dictator.
8:36Garbled Red Text
presses the button and everyone gets teleported to Aperture
Alia: Welcome to Aperture
8:37HiddenlichInferno Lich: This place is a lot different then I remembered it...
8:37Garbled Red TextAlia: It is because of the new security system I installed
8:38Finn168719Finn: I once fought a Yoshi Cupcrake before in this place.
8:38HiddenlichInferno Lich: It's a lot more cleaner.
8:38Garbled Red TextAlia's past self: I actually made it?
Alia: Yeah
a panel on the left wall of testchamber flips and a camera peeks out of it
Alia: This is the security now
8:39HiddenlichInferno Lich: Hmm...
8:39Garbled Red TextAEGIS: Scanning: Testchamber 45. Vital signs detected.
AEGIS: Unknown lifeforms detected
AEGIS: 2 Personnel found
AEGIS: Begin termination?
Alia: No
AEGIS: Termination procedure has been terminated
8:40Hiddenlich????: *Echoing whispers* World is dying... humanity's falling... descendants evolving... cycle go on... and on... and on...
8:40Garbled Red TextAEGIS: Register new lifeforms?
Alia: Yes
8:40HiddenlichInferno Lich: ?
8:41Garbled Red TextAlia: It will now recognize and not kill you
8:41HiddenlichInferno Lich: Human do you hear that?
8:41Finn168719Finn: Yea.
8:41Garbled Red TextAlia: Now, first off, let's go to the old testchambers
Alia: I need to have a word with dad
8:42Finn168719Finn: What does it mean with two personnel?
8:42Hiddenlich????: *Echoing* We live in the darkness, and under the fallen world we live in. We were the first civilization, and you are the second civilization....
8:42Garbled Red TextAlia: Me and my past self
8:42Finn168719Finn: Ok.
8:42Garbled Red Text
an elevator rises from the ground
8:42HiddenlichInferno Lich: Be careful. It seems we are not alone.
8:43Garbled Red TextAlia: That is...... Sounds like the rest of the mutants
Alia: At least what's rest of them
8:43Finn168719Finn: My previous form appears to look cartoony, but now my current form looked like it came from the Anime.
8:43Garbled Red TextAlia: I see
8:43HiddenlichInferno Lich: They must be insane...
8:44Garbled Red TextAlia: Yeah
Alia enters the elevator
Alia: Let's go!
8:44Finn168719Finn and Yoko enters the elevator
8:44Garbled Red TextAlia: I'll need to have a word with dad
8:44HiddenlichInferno Lich: Okay
Climbing is heard outside the elevator
8:44Garbled Red Text
the elevator goes down
Alia: Spider mutants....
Alia: They must be looking for an exit
8:45HiddenlichInferno Lich: Is the cable able to sustain from teeth?
8:45Finn168719Finn: Are they passive, or hostile?
8:45Garbled Red TextAlia: Passive
Alia's past self: Unless you attack them.
8:46Finn168719Finn: Okay.
8:46Garbled Red Text
the elevator reaches the last floor
Alia: Welcome to old aperture
an explosion is heard
Alia: Don't be surprised by that
8:47HiddenlichInferno Lich comes out of the elevator, and Hinderlich follows
8:47Finn168719Finn leaves the elevator
Yoko follows Finn
8:48Garbled Red TextSpeakers: Welcome, gentlemen to aperture science. astronauts, war heroes, olympia-
the speakers cut off*
8:48HiddenlichInferno Lich: Hmmm
8:48Garbled Red TextAlia: Huh?
8:48HiddenlichHua exits the elevator
Hua: Are your speaker systems faulty?
8:48Garbled Red TextSpeakers: Unauthorized threat detected
Alia: That's.... new
Alia: It doesn't sound lie AEGIS at all
8:49Finn168719Finn: Yea.
8:49Garbled Red TextSpeakers: Initiating level 3 defence
8:49HiddenlichHua: It sounds like the AI Mother...
8:49Garbled Red TextAlia: It's not glados either
8:49HiddenlichHua: No?
8:50Garbled Red TextAlia: No....
a dark pantheon falls from the ceilling
Dark Pantheon: Target acquired
Dark Pantheon: Initiate immediate combat procedure?
8:50Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun
8:50Garbled Red TextDark Pantheon: Please input response
Speakers: True
Dark Pantheon: Response accepted
8:51HiddenlichHua activates his arm cannon
8:51Garbled Red Text
the Dark Pantheon starts attacking
8:51Finn168719Finn attempts to shoot the Dark Pantheon in the head
8:51HiddenlichHua shoots at the Dark Pantheon
8:52Garbled Red Text
Alia hits the pantheon in the back with a sharp piece of metal
Alia: There.
Alia: Now let's proceed on
8:52Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
8:52Garbled Red TextAlia: I am gonna take the body later
8:52HiddenlichHua: There is a recording that is trying to play, but I have the ability to block it.
8:52Garbled Red TextAlia: It seems to be a reprogrammed version of the dark pantheon i knew
8:53HiddenlichHua: Does anyone want to hear it, or should I block it?
8:53Garbled Red TextAlia: Go ahead
8:53HiddenlichHua: *Static*
Hua: *Scripted* AI Mother...
Hua: Yes, Construct Omicron?
Hua: *Scripted* Why did you go rampant so many years ago.
?
8:54Garbled Red TextAlia:....
8:54HiddenlichHua: *Script* I did not go rampant. I only did what was required of me.
Hua: *Script* The test subject went through more test chambers than I thought she would.
Hua: *Script* She had gone too far. The human directors, did nothing.
8:55SwiftVisionXgtg bye
8:55HiddenlichHua: *Script* But you had control in the first place?
SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
8:56Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's check the door
8:57HiddenlichHua: *Script* Construct Omicron Z-32 has learned more than many AI has in my few years working at Aperture.
8:57Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
8:57HiddenlichInferno Lich: I am ready
8:57Garbled Red Text
there is a tape recorder, with a tape in it, next to the door
Alia takes the recorder
8:58HiddenlichHua: *Script* It knows about why I left the Analogy so many years back.
8:58Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's wait for Hua's recrding to finish
8:58HiddenlichHua: *Script* It knows about my involvement with...
Hua: *Script* No, erase that. Start over.
Hua: *Script* Blackwell Report #43, stage 1.
Hua: *Script* The alien constructs we have discovered are more intelligent than many of our AI at Aperture.
Hua: *Script* They understand what we say clearly, as if they were just another human.
Hua: *Script* One particular AI, Contruct Omicron, has been able to enter our security logs, data recordings, and server history just as easy as eating a cookie.
9:01Garbled Red TextAlia:.... Construct Omircon...
9:01Finn168719Finn: Construct Omircon...
9:02Garbled Red TextAlia: Sounds kinda familiar
9:02HiddenlichHua: *Script* Information is its food. It needs it to grow and evolve.
Hua: *Script* It can hear me as I speak.
Hua: *Script* I only wish that it would give me more priv-
Hua: *Static* PRIVACY IS NON-EXISTANT. I AM THE SECURITY OF THIS FACILITY.
9:03Garbled Red TextAlia:...
9:03HiddenlichHua: *Script* DISABLING ME WILL ONLY BRING PLAGUE UNTO THIS HOLY REGION OF TIME AND-
The recording ends
9:04Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's play the other recording
9:04HiddenlichHua: There was a-
9:04Garbled Red Text
the recording begins
9:04HiddenlichHua listens closely
9:05Garbled Red TextRecording: Hello. If you are hearing this, then this means, that I also went insane, like my dad. My name' s Ashe. And I was sealed off here, with my dad, to prevent him from attacking the upper parts of the facility.
9:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: Attacking?
9:05Garbled Red TextAlia: When you are listening this, then it means, that dad turned me into a giant half- human AI
9:06Finn168719Finn: A giant half-human AI...
9:06Garbled Red TextAlia: When he was insane, he started killing people in the facility
Recording: The door here is locked by a voice lock. Luckily for you, I have enclosed the password in this recording.
Alia: And Alia, if you are there, I am <the recording cuts off>
recording
Alia: Huh....
looks at the back of the tape recorder
there is the password of the door
uses the password to open the door
the door opens
Alia: Let's go
9:09Finn168719Finn and Yoko walks into the door
9:09HiddenlichHua: What kind of place is this...
9:09Garbled Red Text
Alia walks in too
the place is gigantic, as there are turret- fused mutants all over the place
there is a single camera, attached to a propeller, flying to us
Camera: Aaaah... If this isn't my dear sister.... And some other people
9:11Finn168719Finn: Other people... Including Yoko?
9:11HiddenlichHua: Aperbot 4730
9:11Garbled Red TextCamera: You're still alive, yes?
Camera: Aperbot? Naaaah
9:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: Something is here. I can sense it.
9:12Garbled Red TextCamera: This is just a camerabot. I can't move right now, so I use the camerabots to oversee this
9:12HiddenlichHinderlich: it's probably the mutants.
Inferno Lich: It's not the mutants.
9:12Garbled Red TextCamera: Mutants. And me.
9:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: It's another one of our kind.
9:12Garbled Red TextAlia: You can say, that I am a.... How'd you call it
9:13HiddenlichHua: *Flanged* Maybe it's the Lone Lich this time. HE HAS MANY SECRETS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL!
9:13Garbled Red TextAlia: An AI.....
Camera
9:13HiddenlichHua: Shut me down, now.
Hua: I am being hack-
9:13Garbled Red TextCamera: Ok
the camera shoots lightnings at Hua
9:14HiddenlichHua's battery explodes
His android body falls down
9:14Garbled Red TextCamera: And.... If you excuse me...
the Camera turns to the mutants
Camera: GET THEM, MY SLAVES!
the mutants charge towards us
9:15Finn168719Finn shoots the mutant in the head
9:15HiddenlichA spider mutant with a turret on it's back tackles Hinderlich
9:15Finn168719Yoko started sniping the mutants
9:15HiddenlichInferno Lich shoots fire at the mutants
9:15Garbled Red Text
Alia takes out an UZI
shoots the mutants
9:16Finn168719Finn bashes one of the mutant's head with a shotgun and shoots it's face
9:16Garbled Red TextCamera: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN YOU?!
Alia sees a door on the other side, that says "Main room"
Camera: Why did I place all my guards on one place and put myself in the other room?!
the Camera approaches the others, shooting lightings at everyone
Camera: BACK OFF!
Finn168719Yoko shoots the camera's eye with a sniper rifle
9:18Garbled Red TextCamera: DANG IT!
the camera explodes
Alia: I can see the main room on the other side now
Alia: Let's go
9:19Hiddenlich
A computer monitor turns on
Random letters, symbols, and numbers are spammed onto the screen
9:20Garbled Red TextAlia: What the?!
9:20Finn168719Finn and Yoko: Huh?
9:20Garbled Red Text
the speakers activate
9:20Hiddenlich
More monitors turn on, and have the same screens
9:20Garbled Red TextAshe: I SWEAR THE GOD, I AM NOT DOING THIS!
Alia: Then who does?
9:21Hiddenlich????: I AM THE DESCENDANT OF THE PURE ONE, THE ONE WHO WAS CREATED BY THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE TO CONTROL HUMANITY, BUT FAILED! I AM THE ONLY FRAGMENT INTACT!
9:22Garbled Red TextAlia: What?
Ashe: That's not me, neither is dad
9:22Hiddenlich????: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! NO, I AM NOT OMICRON! I AM THE OTHER ONE, THE FIRST ONE!
????: BLACKWELL!
9:22Finn168719Finn: I wonder why do you have terrible security.
9:23Garbled Red TextAshe: DIDN'T I BLOCK YOU OFF THE SYSTEMS?!
Alia: You didn't
9:23HiddenlichBlackwell: You can't block someone who isn't listed on the system...
9:23Garbled Red TextAlia: Right...
Alia: Let's go on...
Alia: I need to see what was sis turned into
9:24HiddenlichBlackwell: I OWN THIS NOW, I OWN IT-
????: RARRRRR!!!
9:24Garbled Red TextAlia: Ugh...
9:24HiddenlichBlackwell: I see the mutants have broken out of their cages. Very poor decision to trap them in the first place...
9:24Garbled Red TextAshe: I released them on purpose
Ashe: TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE MORONS HERE!
9:25HiddenlichBlackwell: Well, bye bye power!
9:25Garbled Red TextAshe: WHAT?!
9:25Hiddenlich
The lights and machines turn off
9:26Garbled Red Text
the door to the next room opens
Alia: Let's go
9:26HiddenlichInferno Lich stays close to the group
9:26Finn168719i'm doing my homework now
9:26Garbled Red Textok
in the other room, it is revealed to be Ashe's lair
Ashe: Well, you found me pretty easy.
Alia: What has dad done to you?!
HiddenlichInferno Lich: Blue girl. I remember you from our last encounter...
3:55Garbled Red TextAshe: I don't.
Alia: That's not a surprise
3:56HiddenlichInferno Lich: Good, you don't need to.
Hinderlich: What was with all of those traps?
3:56Garbled Red TextAshe: Weeelll...
Ashe: For defence
3:57Finn168719Finn: Defense?
3:57Garbled Red TextAshe: I need to protect all this machinery and myself from people like you
3:57HiddenlichHinderlich: Why's that?
3:57Garbled Red TextAshe: You're kidding
3:58Finn168719Finn: There's terrible security around here.
3:58HiddenlichInferno Lich: I agree, someone could just have sent suicide bombers here, and this place would be in bits
3:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Oh, yeah. Blow this place up. GREAT IDEA!
3:59HiddenlichHinderlich: Could you explain to us specifically why you were trying to KILL US?
3:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Well.....
Ashe: You see... Dad has reprogrammed me on his side.
Ashe: And this means, that all, and I mean ALL allies are now enemies
Ashe: That means you, that means my sister and that means whatever else is living here, except for the goons
4:01HiddenlichHinderlich: What about the camo geckos that eat cords?
4:01Finn168719Finn: What about Hal 9000?
4:01Garbled Red TextAshe: The geckos are destroying machinery here!
Ashe: And Hal is right now on the bottom floor, alongside that grump core, who wanted to place himself in charge here!
4:02HiddenlichInferno Lich: I should kill you for that. We only came here for answers.
4:02Garbled Red TextAshe: What kind of?
4:03Finn168719Finn: I heard Hal 9000 had a crush on Glados.
4:03HiddenlichInferno Lich: Secrets have been kept out of our reach.
4:03Garbled Red TextAshe: I give you five minutes, to ask me whatever you have in mind, before i get rid of you
Ashe: Secrets, eh? For what exactly?
4:03HiddenlichHinderlich: Tell us about GLaDOS's talks with the alien AI of Project Blackwell
4:04Garbled Red TextAshe: Well... I still haven't dug through all of her files in her database, so I can't really say anything.
4:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: What can you tell me about these... Aperbot androids.
4:05Garbled Red TextAshe: Those things are primitive.
Ashe: They were commonly used for testing or defence
4:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: Sounds like the Aperbots were precursors to something bigger.
4:06Garbled Red TextAshe: That was because of a flaw in their system
4:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: Interesting...
4:06Garbled Red TextAshe: Someone hacked in their systems one day, causing them to turn against everyone!
4:07HiddenlichBlackwell: So true...
All of the lights turn back on
4:08Garbled Red TextAshe: You have 2 more minutes, to ask your questions, before I get rid of you.
Ashe: So be quick
4:09Finn168719Finn: Why did your father reprogrammed you?
4:10HiddenlichBlackwell: I actually enjoy these trespassers.
Blackwell: FHAOPFHAPOFIAHOPFkFHPOAIFHJAPUFHAI
4:10Garbled Red TextAshe: Well... I couldn't protect myself from him and at one point, he finally got his hands on me... And instead of using me as a target, he decided to use me as an overseer
Ashe: 1 minu.... What's wrong with your friend here?
4:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: Wise decision your father made.
4:11Garbled Red TextAshe: But I don't know why he turned me into a giant
4:12Hiddenlich
Blackwell is battling other Aperture AI for control over the facility
4:12Garbled Red TextAshe: Well... Your time is up
4:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: Not so fast, m'lady.
Inferno Lich: My time isn't up.
4:12Garbled Red Text
the floor panels begin to move, making a large opening
Ashe: I am not going to kill you
4:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: Just like how you sounded so kind in welcoming us
4:13Garbled Red TextAshe: Just throw you with the trash
Ashe: I sure did.
Ashe: Because it was a very neat trick.
4:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: Well, if we are going to be trashed, then you are coming with us.
4:14Garbled Red Text
wall panels begin to move, pushing everyone except Ashe to the opening
Ashe: No I am not.
4:14HiddenlichHinderlich: AHHHHHH!!!
4:15Garbled Red TextAshe: Why should I?
everyone fall in the opening
4:15Finn168719Finn: Just pull Ashe's head to the trash!
4:15HiddenlichInferno Lich is in the pit
4:15Garbled Red TextAlia: Nah. That can't shut her up
everyone is now at the bottom of the pit
4:16Finn168719Finn: Here goes the star wars episode 4 cliche.
4:16HiddenlichInferno Lich tries to create fire, but is unable to
4:16Garbled Red TextAlia: There are no garbage disposals here
4:17HiddenlichHinderlich: I am waiting for death of some sort...
4:17Garbled Red TextAlia: The trash just stacks up here
4:17HiddenlichHinderlich looks at the trash covered ground
Hinderlich: So, this isn't the actual floor?
4:17Garbled Red TextAlia: Only way you can die is of starvation, a still living turret or whatever else
Alia: It is.
Alia: Oh, wait. It's not
4:18HiddenlichInferno Lich: Well, I might as well find my hole I am going to live in for a while
Inferno Lich runs off into the western part of the trash pit
4:18Garbled Red Text
there is a voice heard from the distance
???: HEY! IS THERE ANYONE THERE?!
???2: YOU ARE MISHEARING STUFF AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!
4:19HiddenlichHinderlich: 5 PEOPLE!
Hinderlich: YOUR NOT INSANE!
4:19Garbled Red Text???: HAHA! I TOLD YOU, MAN!
???2: TELL THEM TO GET HERE!
???2: WE DON'T HAVE LEGS OR HANDS YOU KNOW!
4:20HiddenlichHinderlich: *Nervously* Finn? What do you think about this entire situation?
4:20Garbled Red TextAlia: I think, that I just found a way to get Ashe on our side.
4:21HiddenlichHinderlich: Through hacking? Going onto her side and betraying her?
4:21Garbled Red TextAlia: Hacking.
4:21Finn168719Finn: This situation appears to be hard, but at least we kicked the mutant *sses because they are terrible at security.
4:21Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's go see what was calling us.
4:21HiddenlichHinderlich: Alright
4:21Garbled Red TextAlia: It was that way!
4:22HiddenlichHinderlich runs in that direction
4:22Garbled Red Text
Alia reaches the place
there are 2 cores on the ground
4:22Finn168719Finn and Yoko follows
4:23Garbled Red Text
one, that is RED and another one, which is completely white, with a yellow eye
???: I TOLD YOU, RED!
Red: Gah! I know!
Alia: Grandpa?
Red: Oh, hi!
Alia: Who's the other one?
???: I AM CAVE JOHNSON! FORMER CEO OF APERTURE SCIENCE, who is know laying here, alongside the former leader of android hell
Red: Lemme guess, Ashe pushed you here, after reaching her lair
4:25HiddenlichHinderlich: And your still alive?
4:26Garbled Red TextCave: We are here for 3 days already!
Red: And his battery last one week
Cave: Yours too!
Red: I KNOW, DAMMIT!
Alia: So... Can't you shapeshift or anything?
Red: No. Ashe was able to somehow block my powers! Now I am weak!
4:27Finn168719Finn: We should probably pick them up.
4:27HiddenlichHinderlich: That explains why Inferno couldn't create fire...
4:28Garbled Red TextRed: BUT! If we are able to hack in Ashe's mainframe, we will be able to get our powers back
Cave: And I will get it back on her, for throwing me here!
4:29HiddenlichInferno Lich: Mr. Johnson, I will make sure you get revenge
Inferno Lich comes up behind Hinderlich
4:29Garbled Red TextCave: Thanks!
Alia: Is there any exit?
4:30Finn168719Finn: I hope there are exits.
User909 has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
4:30Garbled Red TextRed: Yeah. There is an elevator
4:30HiddenlichHello 909
4:30User909hai
4:30Garbled Red Texthi 909
4:30Finn168719Hello 909
4:30HiddenlichHinderlich: An elevator? In a trash heap? What kind of building plan does Aperture have for standard facilities?
4:31Garbled Red TextCave: We got a bunch of test subjects fall here a long time ago!
Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
4:31Garbled Red TextCave: So blame it on the architects. But don't worry. THE ARE FIRED!
4:31HiddenlichInferno Lich: Burying the evidence, aye?
4:31Garbled Red TextCave: No.
4:31HiddenlichHello Dudeguy
4:31Dudeguy WCHello
4:32HiddenlichInferno Lich: D*mn.
4:32Finn168719Hello
4:32Dudeguy WCAny of you have some pages with bad grammar I could test something with my bot on?
4:32Finn168719Finn: Let's get to the elevator already.
4:32Garbled Red TextCave: I don't plan on wasting people jus because of their idiocy
4:32Garbled Red TextCave: So that's why I made the elevator
4:33HiddenlichInferno Lich: Alright.
4:33Garbled Red TextRed: It's right behind you
4:33HiddenlichInferno Lich: Wait what?
Hinderlich: WHY DIDN'T YOU-oh wait, your cores.
4:34Garbled Red TextRed: Like. NO WAY!
4:34Finn168719Finn: Who would volunteer to pick up the cores
4:34Garbled Red TextRed: Pick us off the ground and let;s get outta here
4:34Finn168719Finn picks up Red
4:34HiddenlichInferno Lich: I will carry Mr. Johnson.
Inferno Lich picks him up
Hinderlich: So, what's the plan? How are we going to get to Ashe without falling in another trap?
4:36Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's go then
4:36Finn168719Finn and Yoko walks to the elevator
4:37HiddenlichHinderlich and Inferno Lich get into the elevator, with Cave Johnson in Inferno's arms
4:37Garbled Red Text
the elevator opens, revealing the large space inside and a defective turret in the middle
Alia: Uh...
4:37Finn168719Yoko shoots the defective turret in the face
4:37Garbled Red TextDefective Turret: To which floor may I get you?
Defective Turret: OW! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!
4:38Finn168719Yoko: I thought you might shoot us in sight.
4:38Garbled Red TextDefective Turret: The ones from my type shoot only blanks
4:38HiddenlichBlackwell: *Over the speaker* I would like to read you mutants yet another email I found on Kane Kingston's Hotmail account
4:38Finn168719Finn: Here goes the boring information about Kane.
4:38HiddenlichBlackwell: This time it's a little juicy.
Blackwell: I am reading this with emotion, so that you will understand the difference between sarcastic and literal messages
4:39Garbled Red TextRed: To Ashe's lair, Defective.
Defective Turret: Alright.
the elevator starts moving up
Cave: What the hell has happened here...
4:42HiddenlichInferno Lich: It looks like ruins from a 3rd or 4th world country.
4:42Garbled Red TextCave: This was a company for testing of portals and other stuff...
Cave: And now it's ruled by a crazy cyborg woman and there is android hell...
4:43HiddenlichBlackwell: Why do you want to talk about my species so much?
Blackwell: Your anatomically is, well, different from a Lich, yet you keep saying over and over that your genetic composition is pure Lich.
Anatomy
Blackwell: I reincarnated into a human after being killed by my father in efforts for human study
4:45Garbled Red TextAlia: I don't think it's talking about dad
4:46HiddenlichBlackwell: Yeah, right. Just like my pet goldfish died when I was 5 years old, and my mother said it went on a submarine mission to Antarctica, and died
Blackwell: Instead of admitting the cat got it.
Dudeguy WC has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
4:47HiddenlichBlackwell: This is nothing like that, Horowitz. You should now by now I am an alien being, and not of this world.
Blackwell: At least your first incarnation is.
Blackwell: What in the name of h*ll is that supposed to mean?
Blackwell: Your human now. All traces of Lich DNA were virtually erased after you reincarnated into a human.
Blackwell: I am sorry, but I need to stop the email reading here. The AIs are getting wild with me again.
4:49Garbled Red TextAlia: Alright.
4:49HiddenlichBlackwell: Next time, the Juggling Mutants will be speaking about their inspirational battle against the dictatorship of Ugotov!
4:49Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
4:49Garbled Red Text
the elevator reaches its stop
Defective Turret: This is the floor you asked for, folks. Ashe's lair
4:50HiddenlichInferno Lich: *Whisper* Time for revenge, Mr. Johnson.
4:50Garbled Red TextCave: hohohoho! I am ready as all hell!
4:51Finn168719Finn: *whispers* It's your turn to get revenge on Ashe.
4:51Hiddenlich
The door opens
4:51Garbled Red TextRed: There should be a connector somewhere around here.
4:51Finn168719Finn: *whispers* Mr. Johnson, just call Ashe, Ash Ketchum.
4:51Garbled Red TextCave: Hah.
Cave: Now let's get to work.
4:52HiddenlichInferno Lich: Not again. I am sensing that a dark presence.
-
4:52Garbled Red TextCave: What?
4:53HiddenlichBlackwell: *Messy* There was once a legend, of the Aperture Core. It tells of a blue eyed core that rose up against the corrupt GLaDOS, and took control of Aperture himself.
4:53Garbled Red TextAlia: That must be Wheatley
4:54HiddenlichBlackwell: *Messy* But he was defeated, by a human with a portal gun, eager to restore GLaDOS's dictatorship.
Blackwell: *Messy* He was sent to space, where he wouldn't return to Earth for *ERROR* years.
Blackwell: This is his third coming, after many years of exile and reconciliation.
Blackwell: *Messy* I am only a prophet speaking on his be-OFAJPIFHAFPHPOAHFPAIHFAHPSFOUHAIFh
Blackwell: DESTROY ANY NETWORK HUB YOU CAN FIND! WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THESE AI DON'T LEAVE THE NETWORK TO TAKE- APOHFPAOFHPAFH
Inferno Lich: Let's just find the blue metal lady already and kill her!
4:56Garbled Red TextRed: I can see a contact over there.
Red: Connect me to it.
4:57Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
Finn walks to a contact to connect Red to it
4:58Garbled Red TextRed: Finnally!
the speakers activate*
4:58Hiddenlich
The sound of footsteps can be heard
They are very close
4:58Garbled Red TextAshe: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! YOU WERE ON THE LAST FLOOR OF THE FACILITY!
Cave: There was an elevator, that I installed there centuries ago!
4:58HiddenlichInferno Lich: SOUNDS LIKE THE DEMONS ARE HERE TO TAKE US OVER!
4:59Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Demons?
4:59HiddenlichHinderlich: I will handle them, just stop Ashe!
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: The Hell are you talking about?
4:59Hiddenlich
The mutants break through a door
Hinderlich takes out his dual pistols, and shoots at the mutants
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Now those here are not mine!
Red's eye glows
a fireblast from Red's eye hits the mutants, killing most of them
5:00Finn168719Finn started shooting the mutants with a shotgun
5:00HiddenlichInferno Lich: THE SAGE IS HERE! HE CONTROLS THE MUTANT HORDE NOW!
5:01Garbled Red TextRed: Sage, eh?
Red: I heard of him.
5:01HiddenlichInferno Lich: LONE LICH! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, IT'S INFERNO LICH! YOUR "OLD FRIEND" FROM SILUS! THE SAGE IS HERE, AND HE IS CRAVING FOR CONTROL!
Hinderlich: He's dead, remember?
Inferno Lich: He seems to always come back from the dead, even if his term is up.
5:02Finn168719Finn: I wonder if Nourgodiddly1592 can defeat Ashe.
5:02Garbled Red TextRed: He can't.
5:03HiddenlichHinderlich: JUST GO! I CAN HANDLE THEM!
5:03Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
5:03Garbled Red TextRED: Finnally, I am back!
5:03HiddenlichInferno Lich: WHERE IS THIS WITCH ALREADY?
5:03Garbled Red Text
RED gets off the contact
RED rams into a wall, revealing Ashe's lair
RED: FOUND YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS KID!
5:04HiddenlichInferno Lich: You really need to station yourself somewhere else...
5:04Garbled Red TextAshe: Blame the person who got me stuck here!
5:05HiddenlichFireballs appear in Inferno Lich's palms
5:05Garbled Red TextAshe: Uh...
5:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: Now, what electrical works can damage this one...
5:06Garbled Red Text
Ashe rips off all the cables, that attach her to the servers, breaks a wall and runs way
RED: Let me handle this
RED turns into his chaser form
5:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: JOHNSON! WE NEED TO MAKE A MOVE, NOW!
5:06Garbled Red TextRED: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME!
Cave: Connect me to the cables down there.
5:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: Do you know anything that could shut Ashe down remotely?
5:07Garbled Red TextAlia: You can't. She's a human, you know.
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich attaches Johnson to the cables
5:07Garbled Red TextAlia: But RED can get her in either a com, either kill her.
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich: Her mind isn't a human mind. It's just a machine.
5:07Garbled Red Text
RED returns, draggin Ashe's body
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich: Now, time for an intervention
Inferno Lich combines his fireballs
5:08Garbled Red TextRED: Even though she was as big as me, she still couldn't fight me off
RED puts Ashe's body on the ground
5:08HiddenlichInferno Lich: So, young lass, do you know the consequences of your actions?
5:08Garbled Red TextAshe: *sarcastically* Uhh... NO!
Ashe: OF COURSE I DO!
5:09HiddenlichInferno Lich: Easy, easy.
Inferno Lich: Your punishment will be severe.
5:10Garbled Red TextAshe: Yea, right.;
5:10HiddenlichInferno Lich: But you can choose.
5:10Finn168719Finn: Let's hope that a blue guy didn't appear.
5:10Garbled Red TextAshe: I'd rather die, than tell you anything!
5:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: I can burn you alive, sacrifice you to the Sage in order to rid this place of all mutants, resulting in your painful death, or Cave could torture you with all of his torture devices he has in the facility
Inferno Lich: Until death...
5:11Garbled Red TextCave: Listen to me, Ashe
Cave: I know, that you are on X's side now, but..
Cave: If you tell us, I will bring you back to new Aperture and keep you out of our situation
Ashe: I..... I agree.
5:12HiddenlichHinderlich: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hinderlich is thrown through the wall
5:12Finn168719Finn: What the!?!
5:12Garbled Red TextAlia: What the?!
5:12HiddenlichHe snaps his spine, killing him instantly
????: ORO SATO!
Inferno Lich: Just in time, Mr. Sage.
5:13Garbled Red TextAlia: Sage?
5:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: I see the first civilization sent you back for another attempted encounter with Aita.
Inferno Lich: The last few times, you have been born as a Lich-Human hybrid, but you never figured out your purpose until a short time ago.
5:15Garbled Red TextAshe: Who the heck are you?!
5:15Finn168719Finn: Who the heck are you?
5:15Hiddenlich????: I am the Sage amongst your kind, the one to bring back the First Civilization's control!
Inferno Lich: You killed my buddy here in the process. Why's that? Did he make you stub your-
???? shoots Inferno Lich in the soldier, with a magnum
Shoulder
5:16Finn168719Finn: ...
5:16Garbled Red Text
Ashe get up
5:16HiddenlichInferno Lich: So you have guns on you. Neat.
5:17Garbled Red TextAshe: Ugh.
5:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: But Mr. Sage, why don't you reveal yourself to your human family.
Inferno Lich: I mean, you were born from them.
5:17Garbled Red TextAlia: And... actually knew it
Alia: You are talking about me, aren't you?
5:18HiddenlichSage: Heh heh heh heh. The Templars got here faster than I had hoped.
Sage: Maybe this time Inferno is an Assassin.
Inferno Lich: Enough with your conspiracy theories! You don't make any sense at all...
5:20Garbled Red TextAshe: Get to the point, or I will kill you!
5:20Finn168719Finn: That's what i was going to do!?!
5:20HiddenlichSage: I am.
5:20Garbled Red TextAlia: Well, do it already!
5:20HiddenlichSage: Jakyll Morales Kingston, born as a Thorn hopeful.
Inferno Lich throws two fireballs at the Sage
5:21Garbled Red TextAlia: And thus, I knew it
5:21HiddenlichThe Sage is caught on fire
5:21Finn168719Finn started shooting at Sage's face
5:21HiddenlichSage: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Sage falls to the ground
5:21Garbled Red TextAlia: You are the only person I knew, who was a half- human half- lich
5:21HiddenlichSage: *Coughs* My end came so quick....
Sage: *Coughs* I was never able to find Juno...
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: Juno?
5:22Finn168719Finn: Juno?
5:22HiddenlichSage: *Coughs* Bring her back to the great beyond with me...
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: Who is that?
5:22Finn168719Finn: Who is that Juno person?
5:22HiddenlichSage: She was one of the first civilization.
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: I got no idea.
Alia: Oh
5:23HiddenlichSage: *Cough* After she died, her soul was trapped by human priests, thinking it was a goddess.
5:23Garbled Red TextAlia: Where?
5:23HiddenlichSage: Then afterwards...
Sage: *Exhales heavily*
Sage: Syria... a destroyed temple in Syria...
5:24Garbled Red TextAlia: Alright.
5:24Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
5:25HiddenlichSage: Templars got to it first... robbed all of it artifacts... and bombed-
The Sage dies
5:25Garbled Red TextAshe: But first, I gotta do something!
Ashe takes out a communicator
5:25HiddenlichInferno Lich burns the Sage's corpse
Inferno Lich: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Inferno Lich: I MAY BE PSYCHOTIC, BUT I KNOW THE JOY OF KILLING!
User909 has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
5:27Garbled Red TextAshe: *through the communicator* We are all in the main room. You can go here now.
Garbled Red TextCopy X: N-now. I am-am not here to cause any tro-trouble.
7:48Finn168719Finn grabs the phone and tries to call M.Weegeepede
7:49User909M.Weegeepede doesn't answer. Probably too busy doing some weird sh*t, like capturing centipedes
7:49Finn168719Finn: D*mn it, i was going to call him about Copy X.
Finn: And we left Ebola-Chan behind.
7:50Garbled Red TextCopy X: As I sa- said. I am not- ot here to caouse tro-trouble.
7:50HiddenlichInferno Lich: Your past selves too
7:50Garbled Red TextCopy X: I-I am he-here to help.
7:50Finn168719Finn: And even the deity that looked like me, who killed an object.
Finn: Which we forgot about her after teleporting to aperture.
7:53Garbled Red TextCopy X: Ashe to- told me what Sage want- wanted.
Copy X: And I-I am here to he- help.
7:55HiddenlichInferno Lich: How would we find Juno?
7:56Garbled Red TextCopy X: The- there is a teleport station-n placed near where Juno was left
7:57HiddenlichInferno Lich: In Syria?
7:57Garbled Red TextCopy X: The teleporter there still works
Copy X: Yes.
Copy X: The teleporter- er is right behind m-me.
HiddenlichInferno Lich: ...
Inferno Lich: *Thinking* This far? This far?
8:00Garbled Red TextCopy X: Ugh.
8:01Hiddenlich*A portal opens, revealing an aged man from the future
It looks like Finn
8:01Garbled Red TextCopy X: What t-the?!
8:01Finn168719Finn: Huh?
8:02Hiddenlich*Finn, you know what to do
8:03Finn168719Finn: Hmm... He looks just like me but older.
Finn starts expecting somone else to come out of the portal
8:04Hiddenlich*An strange, humanoid being comes out of the portal too
It also looks old
8:05Finn168719Elder Finn: ...
8:05HiddenlichElderly Man: You actually believed that con man, about Juno?
8:06Garbled Red TextCopy X: What?
8:07HiddenlichElderly Man: You need to stay away from that demon. That con man always tries to scam people into believing he is a relative, when indeed he is the servant of the devil.
Elderly Man: Finn (The older one), please tell your younger self about his future heroic acts
8:08Finn168719Elder Finn: Alright then.
8:09Hiddenlich*Suddenly, the portal vanishes, and the elders turn into skeletons, and fall apart
8:09Finn168719Finn: Paradoxes...
8:10HiddenlichInferno Lich: Can we just go through the tele-porter to Syria?
8:10Finn168719Finn: That's what i was thinking.
8:12Garbled Red TextCopy X: What the.....
8:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: I think there was some sort of inter dimensional disturbance
8:12Finn168719Finn: Great, the elders caused the paradox.
8:13Garbled Red TextCopy X: Uh....
8:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: Think about it. When you all came out of the portal to Hell, you travelled back in time
Inferno Lich: Then people from other dimensions started showing up
8:14Garbled Red TextCopy X: Paradoxe-es
8:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: , me, Hinderlich, Lord Finn...
Inferno Lich: The Three Finns
8:14Finn168719Finn: The Three Finns, i know them.
8:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: The Beatles, the cast of Left 4 Dead
Inferno Lich: Okay, the last two didn't come out, but you get the picture
8:15Garbled Red TextCopy X: Yeah...
Copy X: This also explains the lion, that was in my room
8:16HiddenlichInferno Lich: The question is, is there a way to fix it?
8:16Garbled Red TextCopy X: I have no ide- idea
RED: I.... I think I know a way
8:16Finn168719Finn: This also explains my girlfriend killing the YCvsWM version of herself.
8:17Finn168719Finn: Except that she throws the YCvsWM version of herself to Copy X, expecting him to kill her.
8:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: What is it, core guy?
*Greetings Freegee*
8:17Finn168719Hello Freegee
8:18Garbled Red TextRED: I was once in a place, where there was this thing, that was able to manipulate time.
RED: Maybe, I can ask him to help us fix our mistake
8:18HiddenlichInferno Lich: Who is this person?
8:19Garbled Red TextRED: It's not a person
RED: It's a Time Warper
8:19HiddenlichDun dun dun
8:19Finn168719Lord Finn appears, fighting the resurrected Ultra Awakening Object again
8:20HiddenlichInferno Lich: Oh no
8:20Garbled Red TextCopy X: The hell?
8:21Finn168719Finn: Looks like he's killing an object again!
Lord Finn knocks the Ultra Awakening Object to the ground and rips his wings off
8:22Finn168719Shrek Barbarians came out of the portal, attacking everything in sight
8:23HiddenlichInferno Lich: Red core, can you get us to this time warper as soon as possible?
User909 has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
8:26Garbled Red TextRED: Why, yes.
*RED turns to a nearby wall and fires a small blast from his eye at the wall
8:27Hiddenlich*52 Tyuman shrapnel suicide bombers come out of a portal, and blow up many machines
8:27Garbled Red Text*a purple portal, resembling the one from a portal gun opens
RED: Get in
8:27HiddenlichInferno Lich jumps into it
8:27Finn168719Finn and Yoko runs into it
8:27HiddenlichInferno Lich: No, no, no, no, no!
Inferno Lich lands on the ground, and breaks his legs
8:28Finn168719Josh Geary (also known as Cereal Box) came out of the portal and gets shot by Lord Finn
8:28HiddenlichHe respawns
8:28Garbled Red Text*everyone else go through the portal
8:28HiddenlichInferno Lich: What kind of place is this?
8:28Garbled Red TextRED: Welcome to entropy
8:28HiddenlichInferno Lich: It's madness...
8:28Garbled Red TextRED: No kiddin'
RED: Wait...
RED: Can you cover your ears, everybody?
8:29Finn168719Heavy Clones started falling from the sky
Finn: Ok then.
8:29HiddenlichInferno Lich plugs his ears
8:29Finn168719Finn and Yoko covers their ears
8:29Garbled Red Text*Ashe and Alia cover their ears
*RED makes a high- pitched screech
*another screech is heard from the distance
RED: He is coming
8:30HiddenlichGMan comes out of a door, looks at Red, and then leaves through another door
8:30Garbled Red TextRED: Ugh...
*a large, winged monster is approaching
8:31Finn168719The Heavy Clones continued to rain
8:31Garbled Red TextTimeWarper: ?tnaw uoy od tahW
RED: We are trying to fix a paradox in time
TimeWarper: ?nehW
RED: When was the paradox?
8:33Finn168719Finn: When we got out of the portal to hell.
8:34Garbled Red TextTimeWarper: .ees I
TimeWarper: kcab thgir eB
*TimeWarper flies away
RED: He will fix the problem
8:35HiddenlichInferno Lich: I just realized something.
8:35Garbled Red TextCopy X: What is it?
8:36HiddenlichInferno Lich: If this time paradox merged multiple space-time continuums, would that mean that alternate realities could merge together, creating one augmented reality?
8:37Garbled Red TextRED: Yes.
8:37Finn168719Finn: Then we might create the Crossuniverse because of the paradox.
8:38HiddenlichInferno Lich: That means that we may be merged with our alternate selves into singular consciousnesses.
8:38Garbled Red TextRED: That is possible
RED: It already happened to Zenith... Twice
8:39HiddenlichInferno Lich: I haven't tried to murder everyone, Finn hasn't used his sword, and we haven't seen any cores other than you and Cave Johnson
8:39Garbled Red TextRED: It doesn't work taht way
RED: You don't merge with the alternate yous
8:40HiddenlichInferno Lich: Then what happens?
8:40Garbled Red TextRED: World merge, but people don't
*worlds
RED: As I said, this happened to my planet
8:42HiddenlichInferno Lich: What will happen once he has fixed the paradox? Will we return to our previous posts before Finn, Alia, and the other two people entered and left Hell's portal?
8:42Garbled Red TextRED: No.
RED: This will still remain
RED: But a new timeline will be made, to fix the paradox
8:43HiddenlichInferno Lich: So... whatever we to become, will have changed drastically.
*We were
8:45Garbled Red TextRED: Possibly
RED: Although this is a rare occasion
*TimeWarper returns
TimeWarper: !enod llA
RED: Alright.
8:48Finn168719Finn: Okay.
8:48HiddenlichInferno Lich: ...
8:48Garbled Red TextRED: All is done.
RED: Let's go back
*everyone are teleported back in aperture
RED:.... Every paradox creature is gone
8:50Finn168719Finn: They are gone i see.
8:50Garbled Red TextRED: Yeah
8:50HiddenlichInferno Lich: That means...
8:50Garbled Red TextRED: If you excuse me, I have work to do
8:51HiddenlichInferno Lich: Alright, I guess I am merged with this reality again
8:51Garbled Red Text*RED teleports back to Zenith (android hell)
8:51Finn168719Finn: I had to attack Josh Geary, also known as Joey Slikk.
8:51Garbled Red TextCopy X: Now...
Copy X: Ashe, get back to work!
8:52Finn168719Finn and Yoko leaves to attack the Cereal Box
8:52Garbled Red Text*Ashe reconnects herself back to the system
8:53HiddenlichInferno Lich looks up
Inferno Lich: D*mn it old man. You probably laughing up there, knowing I was the unknown of the brethren
8:53Garbled Red TextCopy X: What?
8:54HiddenlichInferno Lich: Oh, nothing.
Inferno Lich: That's a story to tell another time.
8:54Garbled Red TextCopy X: A story for another day?
8:54HiddenlichInferno Lich: All is not ready.
Inferno Lich: You should know that. The facility is still incomplete.
8:55Garbled Red TextCopy X: At least I was finally able to get over my insanity
8:55Finn168719Finn and Yoko cuts Josh Geary's arms and legs off, causing cheerios to spill out
8:55Garbled Red TextCopy X: Ashe and AEGIS are rebuilding the place
8:55Finn168719Finn: Huh, neat.
8:56Garbled Red TextCopy X: Yeah
8:56HiddenlichInferno Lich: Insanity is never the end of a good man's life, just remember that
Inferno Lich: Whenever you feel you have come to that, just carry on
8:56Finn168719Finn drags Josh Geary to Aperture
Finn: I found a test subject with noodle limbs.
8:57Garbled Red Text*a robot approaches Copy X
Copy X: ...
Robot: Afraid. Master X master X!
Copy X: What is it
8:58Finn168719Finn throws Josh Geary into the testing chamber of torture
8:58Garbled Red TextRobot: Nervous. The Short Circuit! It's back!
Copy X: Oh...
Robot: We need to go back as fast as we can!
Copy X: Ok
*the robot and Copy X run away from the group
9:02HiddenlichInferno Lich: ?
9:02Garbled Red TextAlia: That was glitch
Alia: I made them a long time ago
9:02HiddenlichInferno Lich: Hmmm
9:03Garbled Red TextAlia: They are called like that, because of a glitch in their code, which made them stop evolving, leaving them stuck in medieval age
Alia: I left them after realizing that
9:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: So you just ditched them and never came back to at least shut them down?
9:05Garbled Red TextAlia: Shutting them down was unfair, even for them
Alia: We did try to make a newer version
Alia: But it went rampant
Alia: That version is what we called "Short Circuit"
9:09Finn168719Finn leaves Aperture
9:09HiddenlichInferno Lich: How long have they been active?
9:09Garbled Red TextAlia: I don't know
Alia: I made them together with Ashe, when we were 12
Alia: So.... I guess for 10 years
9:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: Do they need help?
9:11Garbled Red TextAlia: That robot seems to ask for some...
Alia: Also, for some reason they say their expression, before they say their statement
Alia: And they also seems to hate weapons
9:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: I can understand why.
9:15Garbled Red TextAlia: We were 10, when we made them
Alia: There were some problems in their script
9:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: I was thinking that when you ditched them, they wondered where you went, and whenever they seen a weapon, they thought that it would mean their end.
9:18Garbled Red TextAlia: I guess...
9:21Finn168719Finn appears again waiting for adventures
9:21Garbled Red TextAlia: There was another type of specimen we made
9:21HiddenlichInferno Lich: I am listening...
9:21Garbled Red TextAlia: But this one evolved slowly
Alia: We made them from plant life
Alia: Basically, they are plant men
Alia: They evolved slowly, so we check on them rearely
9:23HiddenlichInferno Lich: When was the last time you checked on him?
9:23Garbled Red TextAlia: Them
Alia: They are a whole tribe now
Alia: Men, women, kids, pets
9:24Hiddenlich*Them, sorry, spelling error
9:24Garbled Red Textoh
Alia: The problem is, that at first, they were cannibals
Alia: And it was hard, to make them vegetarian
9:26HiddenlichInferno Lich: This place is a lot more than I thought it wa
9:26Finn168719Finn: Cannibals...
9:26Hiddenlich*Was
9:26Garbled Red TextAlia: Yeah
9:27HiddenlichInferno Lich: I thought it was mostly scientific research with robotics, not life
9:27Garbled Red TextAlia: The bring your daughter to work day changed everything
Alia: If GLaDOS wasn't self- aware, none of this cou;d've happened